Bridal Shower Panty Poem
A Funny Clothesline Underwear Rhyme

The presentation of this panty poem requires 8 pairs of panties:

Bridal white for the first night

Sexy lace panties for the honeymoon

Red for Valentine's day

Leopard print or purple for the 1st anniversary

A pink pair AND a blue pair for first baby

A sexy full cut pair for 25 years of marriage... and finally...

A big giant pair of bloomers or granny panties

You could have a clothesline (or something similar set up) to hang each panty on after the reading of the corresponding verse, or you could just hold up each pair during the reading and then give them to the bride-to-be. What a fun gift... a gift that will be remembered for years to come. Everyone gets a real kick out of the presentation.

Bridal Shower Panty Poem

So for our little panty queen
We gathered up some twine
And working as a friendly team
We made a panty line.

Alternate verse if no clothesline available:
So for our special panty queen
We'll make her feel just fine
By working as a friendly team
To form a panty line.

(Bride's name) these undies are to last you
All throughout your life
And (groom's name) will be pleased to say
He has a sexy wife!

So listen up to hear about
Your lifelong panty plan
These underwear, we have no doubt
Will last your whole life span

The first are for your wedding day
Of course they are pure white
We know (groom's name) will shout, "Hooray!"
When he sees you on that night

The next are for your honeymoon
They're sexy and all lace
We hope you'll leave your hotel room
'Cause (honeymoon destination)'s a gorgeous place!

On Valentine's you'll wear this pair
Before you hit the bed
Cuz Cupid's arrow in the air
Shoots tushies that are red

After a year has passed you'll face
Anniversary number one
With these you'll surely have a blast
'Cuz leopard's so much fun!

Purple or an alternate color or print could be chosen in place of leopard in the verse above

Then when the time is right for you
And don't be saying, "Maybe"
You'll wear your little pink or blue
In honor of your baby

And when your years of wedding bliss
Become the big 2-5
Don't worry - you'll just slip this on
To keep the sparks alive

When finally you're old and gray
With these you can't go wrong
'Cuz sorry (Bride's name) but at that age
You just can't wear a thong


Please Note:

Jessica's poem was custom written for her friend's bridal shower. It has been slightly altered here in order to fit well at any bridal shower. Feel free to customize it to your bride.

Thank you for sending a note of appreciation to Jessica for this awesome bridal shower activity.

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