Hey girls... this menopause mad lib will give you the chance to laugh at the change of life. So don't stay home chilling and crying, when you can sweat it out amongst friends with an hilarious midlife party game. Mood swings, cramps, hot flashes, and emotional outbursts of laughter and tears are welcome and encouraged.
To be sure you don't cheat your story out of a happy ending, follow the instructions carefully. Fill in the word list first, and then... and ONLY THEN... scroll down to the story.
If you've never played this game before, please take a moment to read the menopause mad lib instructions and brush up on your parts of speech.
Tips to make your story turn out better:
Don't use -ing verbs, like screaming, unless you are asked specifically for an -ing verb. Also, always be careful to use the tense of verb you are asked for.
For #01 in the word list have guests write the name of someone else at the party, or at least someone everyone at the party knows.
Consider not telling your guests anything about the theme of the story till they have filled in all the words on their word list. Not knowing that the story is about menopause will keep them from picking menopausal related words for their story. The resulting story will usually be funnier that way. Try it for yourself so you'll know what I mean.
Enjoy creating your funny menopausal story!
_______________(02) time of day (eg. afternoon)
_______________(04) body part
_______________(06) body part
_______________(07) fruit (plural)
_______________(08) body part
_______________(09) number (20 or higher)
_______________(15) body part
_______________(19) a comfort food
_______________(21) -ing verb
_______________(22) exclamation! (eg. Wow!)
_______________(25) body part
_______________(26) something cold
_______________(27) body part (plural)
_______________(28) woman's significant other or a friend
_______________(03), and not only that, her _______________(04) was
_______________(05) and touching her _______________(06). She
fanned her _______________(07), wiped the sweat from her
_______________(08) and realized there was only one explanation.
She was only _______________(09) years old and she was facing
menopause. To be sure she _______________(10) made her way to the
______________(11) and jumped on (the) ______________(12). Ah ha!
Just as she suspected, she was _______________(13) pounds heavier
than the night before and there were _______________(14) new
wrinkles on her _______________(15). Her emotions began to swing
______________(16) from ______________(17) to ______________(18).
She needed (a) _______________(19) ASAP! And where was the phone?
She had to call the _______________(20) to do something about her
_______________(21). No answer! _______________(22) she screamed
before falling on the ______________(23) in a fit of tears.
_______________(24) minutes later she didn't remember a thing till
her _______________(25) began to cramp and and a(n)
_______________(26)-like chill made her _______________(27) quiver.
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